Friday, August 28, 2009

lmao


You: ohmygod.
You: so like
You: i know this boy
You: and i love him
You: but
You: he hates me
You: what do i do
Stranger: awww
Stranger: thtss suckyy
Stranger: kick him in the balls
You: but
You: i know how that feels
You: not good.
You: and.
Stranger: eww
You: i love him.
Stranger: wtf?
You: i dont wanna kick him
You: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WTF
You: IM JUST
You: A BOY
Stranger: how do yuhh kno how gettin kicked in the balls feels?
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: lol
Stranger: kool!!
Stranger: ive alwayss wanted a gayy friend!
You: :D
You: but
You: but
You: he hates me
You: causee im gay
Stranger: ohhhh
Stranger: hess not gay?
You: well
You: i dont know
You: he may be just trying to hide it O:
Stranger: ohhh lmaoo
You: cause all his friends would hate him
You: they're jockkss
Stranger: ohh i seee
You: yes
You: we were best friends
Stranger: awww thtss suckyy did he alwayss kno yuh were gay?
You: no
You: i just came out of the closet
You: yesterday
Stranger: ohh thtsss kool!
You: my dad doesnt think so
You: ):
Stranger: awww
Stranger: im cool with it
Stranger: i luv gayy guyss theyree so nice!
You: lol
Stranger: ksoo did yuh tell him yuh likedd him?
You: yes
You: i was like
You: "im gay"
You: and he was like
You: WHAT
You: and i was like
You: "yeah."
You: sept
You: it was better than that
Stranger: ohh ohkk ...doess he dress as well as yuh?
You: ..i dunno
You: im a nudist.
Stranger: uhmmm intrestinn
Stranger: rub yuhr dick n him and c whut he doess
You: i would
You: but
You: hes not a nudist.
Stranger: waitt so yuh just walk aroundd nude all day?
You: well
You: i wear
You: a blanket
Stranger: y????
You: cause you know
You: ...
You: small penis
Stranger: awww
Stranger: isntt tht againsst the laww to go aroundd nude??
You: i live in a nudist came
You: camp
You: lol
Stranger: wth?
Stranger: where do theyy ave those??
You: in texas
Stranger: uhmmm ohkk ?
Stranger: so
You: he came an visited me
You: every day
Stranger: awww he likees yuh!!
You: i dont think so
You: not anymore
You: at least
You: i dont know what to think
Stranger: aww call himm
You: ive tried
You: he wont answer
Stranger: andd leave a longg message
Stranger: in his voicemail
You: okay
You: okay im leaving one
Stranger: whut r yuh sayin?/
You: im sorry and stuff
You: and that i must of scared him or something
Stranger: ohkk waitt dont give too much crap
Stranger: tell him yuh love him!!
Stranger: likee on superbadd
You: okay
You: my friend thats with me, shes letting me use the computer, says she loves that movie
You: lol
Stranger: loll ohkk i do too its hilarious
You: okay i ended the message
Stranger: kk
Stranger: noww dont talk to him for a feww dayss
You: what if he calls back
Stranger: then answer
Stranger: but if he doesnt call bakk in like a week or so
You: then im screwed?
Stranger: nahh
Stranger: just call again
Stranger: lmao
You: okay
Stranger: or go to his house
Stranger: with clothes on
You: but his parents dont like me
You: they're abusive
You: kinda
Stranger: well where wuld he be ?
Stranger: go there
You: at football practice
Stranger: yepp so go there with clothess on
You: i gtg
You: we're having a party
You: in a few minutes
You: so
You: thanks
Stranger: kk have funn at nude camp
Stranger: (:
You: i will
You: bye

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